Yesterday, I received an email from Apple about the new MacBook Air.
We are happy to announce our new MacBook Air, resized for your convenience in 11 or 13 inches. We know you can’t afford either, or even a regular sized MacBook Air, but we thought you might want to feel inferior to our multibillion dollar corporation.
We realize that the starting price of $1049 might be too much for your broke student wallet, but we wanted to give you an incentive to reach for the stars. And even if you don’t make it to Proxima Centauri, you may one day land on the moon buy a regular MacBook.
We sincerely hope one day you’ll become part of our high-class patronage.
Your beloved frenemy,
Thanks Apple! I hope to one day be a part of your elite patronage as well. ❤ (Jokes aside, if any one wants to get me a MacBook Air, just leave a comment below. 😀 Please… ;_;)